So Cold The Freak (Communards vs LFO) by Fudge Tools (10000 Spoons) from Tim Baker on Vimeo.

OK so I was bored…and part of what happens when I’m bored I create mashup videos for lonely or new mashups that really need them cos they are the best mashups EVAH (it’s an ongoing project). I’d just gotten the video for ‘Freak’ by L.F.O. so *ding* lightbulb moment decided to create a quick video for one of my favourite mashups OF ALL TIME – So Cold The Freak (The Communards ‘So Cold the Night’ vs L.F.O. ‘Freak’) by Fudge Tools, which we all now know is 10000 Spoons (well you do now – but he ‘fessed up officially when GYBO went all swanky).

The video for ‘Freak’ is very odd, same territory as Cunningham and the Come on My Selector video – scary Japanese school children getting their freak on, originally to Leed’s finest but now with added Glaswegian camp as well. It works spookily well with The Communards in fact. Will also be on MutantPop TV shortly.

Also available on YouTube, dunno for how long for, seems like a roulette wheel nowadays:

No not a list post as I’ve railed against before; just a review of the year. You can add random numbers to it if you want, especially if you want it to make less sense. Feel free to then argue the results bitterly in the comments, across twitter and thus the national press who now think if it isn’t on Facebook or Twitter it doesn’t exist, and conversely if it is it must be news. And thus bump up my Google ranking and provide this blog with loads of free advertising…;-)

2009 was the year that:

It sounded BIG and LOUD in a Wall of Sound that probably surrounds Phil Spector in jail – not sure if it was in honour of the jailed frizzy haired freak or just that Glavegas was on sale, but it seemed that claps, Ronnettes style beats and distorted wall of sound a la Jesus and Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine et al was completely in vogue – from The Big Pink to Pains of Being Pure at Heart and many many more. And others made it their business to sound like they had swallowed either that C86 shoegaze comp (School of Seven Bells, M83, to some extent Pains too even Fuck Buttons),  or the entire Factory catalogue with some Sonics via The Fall for dessert (Horrors). It never sounded so 1988.

Joy made a comeback - it’s usually a dirty word, with looking mopey and clinically depressed being the indie/rock star norm -  but that star-struck and wide-eyed joyous sound you’d usually associate with hippies or strung out folkies (more of that in a minute) became the most appropriate response to the darkness in the world…from Noah and the Whale to Girls, The Very Best to Leisure Society to that damn Florence and the Machine and Flaming Lips and many many more…happy (or at least sounding it) was the new black. Even in dance or more experimental quarters, from M83 to Fuck Buttons to *spit* Animal Collective that big building joyous almost spiritual sound was in. Also sounding like it was from a  long lost John Hughes (RIP) movie soundtrack was a good thing (Phoenix, Passion Pit, many others).

Folk was not a four letter word – with the New Joy (ooh call the IPC sub eds I came up with a new genre!) it seemed the country/folk sound kept going by the likes of Bonnie Prince Billy, Richard Hawley et al was everywhere…from The Low Anthem to Noah and the Whale (of about 5 million Laura Marling offshoots like the Waterboys-molesting and yawnsome Mumford and Sons) and rather belatedly King Blues (well I missed their LP at the end of 08 so it’s a 2009 discovery to me!) and Fleet Foxes who were still around, probably foraging in the bins.

Ukeleles were cool – well they’ve always been cool, but Leisure Society and Noah & the Whale using them to Florence brandishing one on stage and the Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain’s massive Uke-a-thon at the Proms and millions of Uke videos it did seem like 2009 Year of the Uke to me.

Dubstep went overground – sniffed around a bit, ate a few nuts, went to a rave, then went back underground and changed again. Probably hibernating now, either that or collaborating with The Wombles.

Bloc Party split. No-one really noticed. Ditto Oasis, although sub-eds must fear for their jobs having to look for better quotes in future.

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti, African music was a big influence – from Buraka Son Sistema to The Very Best via Vampire Weekend, Damon’s faves Amadou and Miriam,  and Vamps inspired bands (The Drums is one I can think of on the top of my head, many more out there) – those beats and chiming guitars and vocals were legion.

Beards were big, I blame Fleet Foxes and Bonnie Prince Billy for this…in a nice way! Yay beards!

Someone called Michael Jackson died. Nope. I’m a blank…

Lily Allen did one great song, opened her mouth and put her foot in it again then stormed off. For a change.

Moz was in a coma, I know, I know, it wasn’t that serious. He did pull a few strops though, getting fans chucked out, generally acting the queeny diva he really is.

Steven Wells died. FUCKSTICKS.

Blur and The Specials played again and it was great – no Jerry Dammers, natch, but I got to shake the hand of Don Letts. I iz a happy man.

Peter Mandelson became the most hated man in Britain. Or should be.

Favourite Album of 2009:

Well I’ve gone through most of the best ofs recently, especially the NME and Rough Trade ones – some good ones, but strangely not this album. Maybe cos it’s a remix of a 19 year old album, maybe cos it’s only available at Rough Trade and mostly the Net on limited release, but Saint Etienne’s Fox Base Beta is most definitely my album of 2009. With Richard X at the remix controls, it was back to 1990 in the black cab time-machine to update a rather patchy but important classic with a 2009 sound – and yes his mix of ‘OnlyLove Can Break Your Heart’ is as good as Weatherall’s, yet he rather wisely leaves Nothing Can Stop Us Now alone – if it aint broke, don’t fix it?

Nothing comes close. Well actually few did. Sub Focus’s eponymous debut was the front runner for most of the year, like Chase & Status last year bringing drum and bass, dubstep and even Axwell-style piano rave and wobble basslines to the pop charts and Radio 1…Could This Be Real is not only a great pop tune, it’s a club classic. Way too short though.

The Very Best dominated the end of the year for me…album was a little disappointing but their Mixtape (which is the album’s bonus CD at Rough Trade before people moan it was 2008 or something!) was a brilliantly eclectic and East/West soundclash affair mixing classical music, Architecture in Helsinki, MIA and Vampire Weekend – all of which went on to colloborate with them funnily enough – and Michael Jackson who went and uncollaborated by dying.

Fever Ray took the warmth and energy of The Knife, what little of it was left after Silent Shout, and put it into the cold-hearted glacier that would make the world in ‘Let The Right One In’ proud…moody minimal dancehall if done by someone who’d never been to Jamaica nor heard any and didn’t really dance…with a haunting vocal and minimal synths. No-one sounds quite like Karin Dreijer Andersson and this album is timeless and also sounds completely alone and genreless and thus like nothing else. And thus sound like complete bollocks if you try and describe it.

Peter Bjorn and John – Living Thing - sadly ignored in most lists but compared to the (admittedly good yet overplayed) fluff of Young Folks the darkness and quirkiness of  “It Don’t Move Me” and that video drew me in – and surprised me. This is the sort of electronic dark sound Air or Royskopp should be making, not shamed by those that wrote the whistley annoying one from a few years back.

Passion Pit are a late entry, it seemed to be rather quiet on the indie-dance crossover front this year so they along with Gossip were some of the few holding the side up – loved their Irish folk bothering Sleepyhead (I thought it was Chris De Burgh!) and best use of children since D.A.N.C.E.

Fuck Buttons – Tarot Sport another late arrival but love the electronic shoegaze MBV / post-rock Mogwai feel, it is basically drone rock ala Godspeed You Black Emperor! plus electronics so not everyone’s cup of tea, but real ambient bliss. And the electronic/glitch production is a development over the fairly obvious Street Horrrsing.

Mr B’s album is pure genius, mixing the ukelele with hiphop via ChapHop. It’s 2008 though so doesn’t count. As doesn’t Ladyhawke’s LP. DOH!

And another late contender I forgot to add was Leisure Society’s ‘The Sleeper’ – brilliant album, makes folk joyous and wonderful, even if the subject of the song is sometimes surprisingly dark.

Best Track of 2009

Has to be this – nothing cheered me up and wanted to make me dance like The Very Best’s ‘Warm Heart of Africa’, and more importantly delve into Victor Uwaifo’s back catalogue and do my first remix – like this track. Pure happy African/London/American hybrid mashup genius!

Other tracks: well Charlie Darwin by the Low Anthem was a definite earworm, as was The Drums ‘I Felt Stupid’, the live version of Franz Ferdinand’s ‘What She Came For’ which reclaims the small-gig energy of early Franz which seems a little missing on the album, Hyph Mngo by Joy Orbison displaying where dubstep can go next (ie ditching the rain samples, it doesn’t have to be so dark, etc), The Pains of Being Pure at Heart’s ‘Come Saturday’ bringing fun Ash-style power pop back, Fever Ray’s ‘Keep the Streets Empty’, Sub Focus ‘Could it be real’ proving that pianos and bassline doesn’t always equal cheese, Lily Allen ‘The Fear’ proving not everything she does is either shit or just for attention, Royskopp feat Robyn ‘The Girl and the Robot’ - shame about the album though, “It Don’t Move Me” by Peter Bjorn and John – dark and odd MJ-inspired video that probably gave him the heart attack, Prodigy – Omen and Warrior’s Dance showing how this rave bizniz is done…and French Navy by Camera Obscura is pure loveliness. Ladyhawke – I loved ‘Magic’ and ‘Dusk til Dawn’.

And who can forget probably the biggest get up and dance hits of the year – Dizzee Rascal’s Bonkers and Black Eye Peas – I Got a Feeling, this year’s ‘Low’, whatever you feel about the cheesiness of the track, you cannot deny the joyful reaction. Classic pop.

Best mashups

This is hard for me since I don’t regularly listen to as many mashups as I used to, unless I’m involved in making videos or compilations with them, but Dunproofin was probably the man of the year for quality mashups (again) - bit naughty plugging one of my productions but the reason I made the video for Pjanoo Dance is it’s one of my favourites, if not the favourite of this year. Others that produced stone-cold classics were 10000 Spoons especially his Astley Gone to Heaven, Celebrity Murder Party, Phil Retrospector, djbc’s and DJ Fox’s Fleetwood Mix tracks and Menorah Mashups.

New discoveries were Pogo, CjR, Pomdeter (producing the world’s second Disco Accordion track with Pinky Ring Disco Polka!), okiokinl, DMF for their Bootrospective compilation and Marc Johnce whose Lily Allen 22 vs Lime is still one of my fave Lily mashes.

Favourite video mashes

Well again it’s more people that specific tracks but ThriftshopXL suddenly came back to life this year and was a video mashup machine and I loved his Lily Allen, Cure (even if it did include that annoying Bat For Lashes woman) and Phil n’ Dog bootlegs.

Other video mashers I rated were Pogo, Ricardo Autobahn, rx, Cassetteboy, BorisB, DJ Le Clown, dascottjr with his literal version of Total Eclipse of the Heart, Philretrospector and Reborn Identity who produced a whole DVD of the Mashed in Plastic David Lynch compilation. Good stuff.

I’ll Be There in Twin Peaks from Mashed in Plastic on Vimeo.

And come in at the last moment is Earworm’s United States of Pop 2009. I really didn’t like the last one, but this is a real development, has some really nice touches and is slick, slick, slick, using the cutup techniques that are more Ricardo Autobahn to create a song than yer usual A vs B. Even though I hate some of the terrible source material…but that’s what you get if you challenge yourself to mash the top 25 tracks! Like the Taylor Swift vs Kanye bit

But in retrospect it probably was all about The Bloody, Bloody, Bloody Apprentice. Cassetteboy pwns!

Biggest disappointments

Jarvis’s second LP. How could you? The incomprehensible and 6th-form poetry of Angela didn’t bode well, and the album was crushingly yawnsome and rather desperate rock attempt which left that acoustic/country Richard Hawley produced sound just as it began to get fashionable. Doh!

Bat for Lashes. If I wanted sub Kate Bush/Peter Gabriel Guardian-reader dross, I’d kill myself, not listen to this. What was it and 2009 and awful 80’s MIDI sound Casio-keyboard production? BFL, Little Boots and La Roux, I’m looking at you.

X-Factor like Scientology is still massive and about as good for you.

3 strikes law annoyed everyone; G20 violence and police hitting people randomly, world is still terrified of it’s shadow and the ridiculous Pantsbomber terrorists hiding in it, of course.

Not getting to Glastonbury and Bestival AGAIN this year for the 100th year running, Gah. I would like to go at least ONCE before I die…

It’s all a bit meh, really

The Horrors LP. Best LP of 2009 according to NME. The Most Obviously Derivative But Not Even That Good according to me. It’s not terrible – like the Krautrock meets acidy bleeps of Sea Within a Sea, but really it does sound like they swallowed the whole Factory/Manchester back catalogue, from A Certain Ratio attempting Krautrock to baggy to The Fall copying The Sonics. So far so good if not exactly original influences – but with one-flaw sub-Wedding Present/sub-Ride songwriting abilities. Nice producer, shame about the band.

Yeah Yeah Yeah’s idolatry. Yup ‘Zero’ is good, brilliant bassline, rest of the LP is fairly boring, the acoustic versions actually sound better than the produced tracks…definitely didn’t follow the brilliance of ‘Zero’

Dirty Projectors – Bitte Orca. One word: Terrible…maybe Noah’s Whale should eat them up.

Air’s LP, and Royskopp’s LP. Just mehness incarnate.

Future of the Left. Sorry At the Drive In was nearly 10 years ago now. Rage was nearly 20. We don’t need a unpoliticised version babbling what you think are, like,  ‘Gang of Four’ but are actually inanities that make Wire seem positively on point…Arming Eritrea? WTF? We do need a politicised and on-point band in said mold, though.

The final part of this journey down bootleg history lane is probably the biggest project, covering all tracks from Blur’s legendary Parklife album, A-sides and B-sides in 2 CD set to honour it’s 10 year anniversary of release.

Conceived by McSleazy and helped out by RadioQuita then from Strangely Familiar and created as with London Booted from the people on Get Your Bootleg On messageboard, it came out a few months after the aforesaid Clash album and again was popular with many blogs.

This one didn’t get an physical release so probably in some ways is rarer, but there are some real gems on there. The star-studded international assortment of bootleg & mashup DJ names you’ll probably recognise (or should seeing what they went onto) that contribute tracks are Loo & Placido, Lenlow (Bootie Boston), Go Home Productions, McSleazy, Pojmasta and JoolsMF (both also the people behind DJ Hero creating most of those mixes), DJ Payroll, Gameover, Dunproofin, Mixomatosis, FakeID aka Lionel Vinyl/Geek Chic Soundsystem, DJ Tripp and Josh Console aka cry on my console (Pirate Soundsystem/again DJ Hero) and many more.

My tracks? Well I still stand by my b-side ‘Golden Beard‘ by my alter-ego ‘timbearcub’ – later just ‘tbc’ the world’s worst DJ name – as one of my best ever, Slowdive meets Nina Simone and only 3.4 seconds of Blur’s frankly terrible jazz-wankathon ‘Beard’. ‘Godlife‘ – well I love the intro, but really the Acapella of Doom although being in key (I checked, both are Eminor Dm or something) claimed another victim. It’s those evil Beach Boys harmonies…goes in to the ‘not bad, could do better folder’ really.

I’ve included both artworks (the ones shown here are by myself, the bumper cars/whippet) and an interview done by theconfidential with all the people involved and RadioQuita.

Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys can download the zip file via Mediafire here (164Mb) or failing that (and only if it doesn’t work) then try the direct link here which should never change (warning: any hammering of my server or sharing of the direct link and I will take it down again!).

Disc 1 – Parkspliced album

1. Blur – Grrls & Bots (JoolsMF and Duff Fader)
2. Blur – Tracy Jacks (McSleazy)
3. Blur – End Of The Century (Gameover)
4. Blur – Godlife (Instamatic)
5. Blur – Bank Holiday (Payroll)
6. Blur – Goodhead (Jet Set Alex)
7. Blur – The Cassette Dissector (10000 Spoons)
8. Blur – Even Further Out (Pop Razors featuring m3)
9. Blur – No Blur No Cry (Loo and Placido)
10. Blur – Londinium Loves (Go Home Productions)
11. Blur – System Error in the Msg Centre (FakeID)
12. Blur – Naughty Dover Girl (DJ Tripp)
13. Blur – Magic America (Fujikato)
14. Blur – Jubilee (Fujikato)
15. Blur – Is This A Bootleg? (Dunproofin and m3)
16. Blur – Lot 1110101111001101010105 (cry.on.my.console)

Disc 2 – Parkspliced B-sides

1. Blur – Hey Magpie (Ilunga)
2. Blur – People In Europe Spread Love (Miss Frenchie)
3. Blur – Pojjy Waltz (Pojmasta)
4. Blur – Peter Panic and the Wolf (Lenlow)
5. Blur – Miracle on Threadneedle Street (Faultside)
6. Blur – You Can’t Go To The End (Mixomatosis)
7. Blur – Goldenbeard (timbearcub)
8. Blur – Shop Like A Britpop Millionaire (DJ Nite)
9. Blur – Theme From An Imaginary Chameleon Affair (CompactRisk)
10. Blur – Red Neck (Bad Tattoo)
11. Blur – Alex’s Hidden Place (Softbot)
12. Blur – Got Yer Album Dun (DJ Porky)

Fast forwarding past 2003 and part one of this series, we join our intrepid DJ Heroes in 2004 as they decide to Clash it up and celebrate the 25th anniversary of the classic London Calling LP, mashup style.

Richie Deluxe over at Culturedeluxe was the main honcho who put together the MP3-only release, but eventually the project snowballed from the virtual into the real when Nick Foster decided to put it out on his newly formed Prankmonkey Records, mostly as 2×12″ records, but the rip here comes from the Japanese only 2CD set which includes ALL the tracks, including the B-sides which were in the original MP3 release. Big thanks to Dunproofin for sending this to me (I only had the original MP3s and my gratis unplayed vinyl )

Best tracks? Well Don (Pirate Soundsystem aka Blo_up)’s ‘Burnin’ which predated and I think inspired the project is still a classic and best track here, Loo & Placido know dub like no other so really bring something to Guns of Brixton, and I love DJ Riko’s and EzLee’s uptempo efforts. McSleazy’s chilled version of Lost in the Supermarket really works bringing in Adam Freeland and vocodered lyrics, and the glitch brigade is well represented by JoolsMF and Josh (Cry on my) Console (another Pirate and both DJ Hero-es , and although they’re b-sides I still have fond memories of Allen Smithee’s Streets mash and Dr Helix’s appropriate use of the Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels sample in his ‘Card Shark’ bootleg – wonderful.

I’ve also included all the original artwork I can find (thanks to Jumpthesnark for helping with that) although I don’t have a hi-res of the eventual release artwork (unless I try and scan and stitch my 12″!) and 2 bonus tracks that you probably won’t find anywhere else – a Manriki track meant for the album instead of ‘Good Profile’ but the Peaches acapella had already been used (shame because I think it’s a better track than Good Profile), and a recording of Don’s ‘Burnin’ up being played by Eddy TM on the Remix on XFM. History, bitches!

This is a release dear to my heart, not only is it the first (and only) time I’ve appeared on vinyl as Instamatic, gaining my own Discogs mention, but also the design of this very site was originally meant for it, but personal reasons meant I had to bail and Pheugoo instead did the cover…

So if things had gone very different you’d not be reading Radio Clash now (probably be called The Strawberry Accident Affair or something )

Also the Jimmi Jammes track ‘The Girl Wants A Cheat’ was the first track I played in the first ever Radio Clash.

You can get this slice of fried gold here (106Mb) or failing that (and only if it doesn’t work) then try the direct link here which should never change (warning: any hammering of my server or sharing of the direct link and I will take it down again!). Again proceeds were originally to charity, but Future Forests seems to have disappeared (?) and I can’t remember the others. Just be nice to each other instead, as Joe would say.

Disc One

1. Blo_Up – Burnin’
2. Dunproofin’ – Bubba’s Got A Brand New Cadillac
3. Agent Lovelette – Burning Hot Jazz
4. Stevie Mac – Hateful
5. Eve Massacre – The Power Of Rebelution Can’t Fail
6. Instamatic – Spanish Bombs (Over Baghdad)
7. Manriki – A Good Profile
8. McSleazy – Lost Souls In The Supermarket
9. DJ Riko – Build ‘Em Up, Clamp ‘Em Down
10. Loo & Placido – What About Brixton?
11. Miss Frenchie – Fuck ‘Em Boyo
12. JoolsMF – Death Or Glory (Zeigeist Mix)
13. Cry On My Console – Koka Kola (Tizer Remix)

Disc Two

1. Jimmi Jammes – The Girl Wants A Cheat
2. Pop Razors – 40 Lovers
3. 10000 Spoons – Four Hoarse Men
4. E-Jitz – I’m Not Down (Hold Your Head Up)
5. Poj Masta – Rapturous Revolution
6. Ez Lee – Vain Mistake
7. Allen Smithee – Street Profile
8. Dr Helix – Super Sharp Card Shark
9. Faultside – Hysteria In Vain
10. Freed – Birmingham’s Burning
11. Freed – Rhythm Of The Dub
12. LazyTramp – Funky Guns Of Brixton
13. BONUS: Eddy TM on XFM – London Booted on the Remix
14. BONUS: manriki – Fuck The Right Profile (The Clash vs Peaches)

Apols if I got any of the history wrong; it was a long time ago (and most of the people aliases are dead…only kidding!)

Finally I present to you ‘Fleetwood Mix’ – the Fleetwood Mac mashup album (it changed from an EP to a short LP in the last few hours, literally!) with tracks by DJ BC (current Bootie Top 10 Exclusive!), Celebrity Murder Party, LeeDM101, DJ FOX, RIAA, 10000 Spoons and myself, remixing the hits new and old in the 30+ year career of Fleetwood Mac. Musically the mashups and remixes range from glam rock, rap, house, dubstep, children’s records and ambient!

I thought this would never see the day, so it’s good to finally have it for you – you can download the tracks below or the full zip with larger artwork on Mediafire and failing that – and only if the link is down – you can download it direct from my server. Keep in mind though if you hammer/spread this link I will take it down again as it nearly nuked the server last time!

EDIT: I spruced up ‘Go Your Own Steinway’ which is basically a new version (new intro and speech samples, better production etc.) and uploaded it on the 22nd October, and remastered ‘White Witch Dub’ – so you might want to redownload these Also you can still get the later ‘Dubmatic’ version of White Witch Dub over at the Instamatic site or see the video here.

1. dj BC – Everybody’s Everyday Girl (Fleetwood Mac vs Snoop Dogg vs Kanye West vs Q-Tip vs Capleton)
2. Celebrity Murder Party -  Glam Manalishi (remix)
3. 10000 Spoons – Big Low Love (FM vs Flo Rida vs Hardnoise)
4. RIAA – Babar’s Tusk (children’s record vs FM)
5. DJ FOX – Hypnotized Gypsy (Akon vs FM)
6. Instamatic – White Witch Dub (Skream vs FM – unreleased original version – Dubmatic video)
7. LeeDM101 – Never Make Me Cry (Man Sized Mix)
8. Instamatic – Go Your Own Steinway (Eric Prydz vs FM)

Edit – it’s now also available on Fairtilizer and 5 of the tracks are also over on Soundcloud.