Great anti-Mandy and anti-paranoia song ‘Only Idiots Assume’ by Broken Dongles who are Liam Mullone and “Blue Remembered” Hils Barker.

Love the kitten line, the BBC Micro comparison and ‘your dad’s got a beard! I bet he’s in Al Qaeda!’

Maybe their followup should be a cover/version of EMI about the blight that is record companies in all of this…

Thanks to Bob Levingbird for tipping me off about this.