Posts Tagged ‘kirk’

Happy Scroogemas! And A Bah Humbug New Year!

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

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About to head off to the wilds of Surbiton to see John, probably be online in one way or t’other but y’all have a Happy Scroogemas and Bah Humbug New Year! Happy HanuKwanzaWinterDrinkymas!

So to celebrate my commiserations of the season, here is my Bah Humbug exclusive compilation I gave out to people who came to the 2nd Radio Clash night in 2005 (also called Bah Humbug!) – was that 4 years ago? Wow. I’m uploading this because I met up with Kirk last night and he said he still listens to it every Xmas while wrapping presents, so it definitely gets the Coverley Classic ™.

Also reuploaded the Bah Humbug mix also from 2005, you’ll get a bit of deja vu from this but it’s an expanded version of this compilation – but in lower quality to get the filesize…and it’s mixed!

You can get a zip file of the compilation here – enjoy! Or don’t, grinches!

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01. Wayne Butane / Xmas (Excerpt)
02. Sparks / Thank God It’s Not Christmas
03. Bob Rivers / Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
04. The Chipmunks / Xmas with the Devil
05. A plus D / Give Da Jew Girl Toys (Dirty)
06. Princess Superstar / I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime
07. Culturcide / They Aren’t The World
08. Cassetteboy / Up the Chimney
09. Mae West / Put The Loot In The Boot, Santa
10. Culturcide / Santa Claus Was My Lover
11. Vandals / Christmas Time for my Penis
12. Cassetteboy / Happy Cliffmas
13. Vim / When a Child is Bored
14. Little Marcy / Suzy Snowflake
15. Tiny Tim / Santa Claus Has Got the Aids
16. dj BC / Turbo Sleigh Ride
17. The Fall / Jingle Bell Rock
18. Bob Rivers / Wreck the Malls
19. Mr. T Experience / Merry Fucking Christmas
20. Voicedude / Carol Of The Burgers
21. Peter & The Test Tube Babies / I’m Getting Pissed For Christmas
22. Dwarves / Drinking Up Christmas
23. Showcase Showdown / Merry Christmas I Fucked Your Snowman
24. JIROB v Paul McCartney / Pipes of Peace (gentle remix)
25. Adam Sky / Shakin’ and a Bakin’
26. Shitmat / Dis Dancehall Ting Is Better Than That T.V. Ting Tony
27. Rx / Happy RxMas & a Whole Lotta Love
28. TBC Poundsystem / Don’t Lose my Funky Sledge

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Best music video on YouTube. Ever. (TIWTIWMF Pt 3)

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Kirk and Spock gay slash vid? Check.
Indie cool via Shatner’s cover of Pulp, probably the best cover in the 00s? Check.
Nostalgic Star Trek cartoon with funny implied shots of drinking, screwing and drug use? Check.
Is this the best video that boldy goes where no others do on YouTube? Most probably.

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Grandad, what was it like making music back in the day?

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Cheetah Specdrum!!! I still have mine, and my Spectrum and 2 Amigas.

Yes this is how you had to create music back in the day, although I have to say The RAM Music Machine on the Amstrad (or other computers) rocked more than the AMS – great for no additional hardware but you were stuck with that sound – now fashionable, or was – but then it really didn’t cut it if you wanted to sound like what you heard in the charts! Or create echo or sample – one of the amazing things about the RAM is it could sample – 1.22 seconds! WOOH!

Myself and Kirk produced many tracks on his RAM Music Machine before I graduated to this:

And yes my Amiga A500 made those annoying clicking noises too, I think it was a particular bug in A500+s!

This is OctaMED – what is called a music ‘tracker‘ rather than the usual ‘bar’ notation that is usually used in sequencers – most of the Amiga demos were created in trackers like this and Protracker, Fasttracker and the llike. I started with MED and graduated to OctaMED, and also used AudioMaster audio editor and dallied with Bars and Pipes – might sound a bit like an old fogey but actually I’ve not found any programs as good or as easy to use as these early programs – it seems with the PC and Mac modern software complexity and bloatware is the way – only Renoise, Ableton and Sony’s Acid have come close.

The recently RavEvil was produced originally like this, and remixed in Renoise – because I’m glad to say tracking is still going on the PC – with Renoise (I have bought Renoise) and the soul of Protracker continues in the open-source Madtracker!

And if you’re into chiptunes I recommend you use a tracker – either OctaMED Sound Studio emulated on your computer via Amiga Forever or the free WinUAE (you’ll need to hunt around for Kickstart ROMs and Workbench – I still legally own these, I suggest torrent sites) or use the PC version of OctaMED, MED Studio which has the chip synth creator in it – or use something like MilkyTracker if you can find it – site is currently down! I know you can get plugins etc. but really for that authentic Amiga-demo chiptune sound you need to use the original or similar tools, and understand all the slides etc.

Madtracker and Renoise:

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RC 178: Tim and Kirk Show – Whatever Happened to Baby Jade?

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Tim and Kirk (Gilbert and George) 2009 by Tim Baker

Kirk comes back from popping out to the shops, only 2 years late…

We talk about The Curse of Glen Cambell, how my DJ program predicts our IQs, Rude shipping forecasts and Lewis’s butt, rip-off band names, 1986, bounce baby bounce baby bounce, Hovis 2: The Revenge on DVD and play some cheesy reggae, silly tunes and some cool stuff and some not so cool stuff…

Do you want a cornetto? And what IS the Colour of Max Clifford? (73Mb, 102 mins)

  • …2 years later…
  • Fleet Foxes – White Winter Hymnal
  • The Spirit of Morph
  • Kerry Katatonia
  • The Curse of Glen Campbell
  • Mobile Phone Subliminals
  • Sopwith Camel – Hello Hello (from MILK)
  • Noisettes – Wild Young Hearts
  • Not the Tim that does the Podcast
  • Cake Recalcitrance
  • Black Kids – I’ve Underestimated My Charm (Again)
  • Sparks – Now that I Own the BBC
  • Tempo IQ
  • Black Lips, Alison Keys, Steadman
  • Attack of the 50ft Atomic Penguin Cafe Orchestra
  • 1986 sucked
  • Claire and Friends – It’s ‘Orrible Being In Love When You’re 8 1/2
  • Monie Love – It’s a Shame
  • P-break
  • 1986: The Manual
  • Mike ‘Pancake’ Smith
  • You’re My Recession
  • Wedding Present – Give My Love to Kevin
  • Spike Jones – Black and Blue Danube
  • Kirsty MacColl – Theres a Guy Works Down The Chip-shop Swears He’s Elvis
  • Kirsty and the Replicants
  • Bounce music
  • Cheeky Blakk – Bitch Get Off Me
  • Sissy Nobby – I Wish I Could
  • Blade Runner: The Final Final Cut
  • Hovis 2: The Revenge
  • Bob and Marcia – Young, Gifted and Black
  • Cheesy reggae link
  • Piglets – Johnny Reggae
  • Rude Shipping Forecast
  • Butt of Lewis, Inspector Morose
  • Pete and the Pirates – Mr Understanding
  • Specials AKA – (What I Like Most About You Is Your) Girlfriend
  • Allergic to brackets
  • Simpson’s digits
  • Chicago – If You Leave Me Now
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Video Podcast #7: Childhood’s End Pt 5 – Goodbye

Monday, August 18th, 2008


Goodbye from him and it’s goodbye from me – to my room, the philosophy bench, the Garfield posters, to the evil anglepoise lamps, the brandy butter stains, and my childhood.

Video Podcast version (MP4 – 58Mb)

Incidental, coincidental, and purely mental music used:
The Knife – Marble House (PTR remix)
Dubstar – Stars

Sad beret - by Kirk Kirk sepia - by Tim
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