About to head off to the wilds of Surbiton to see John, probably be online in one way or t’other but y’all have a Happy Scroogemas and Bah Humbug New Year! Happy HanuKwanzaWinterDrinkymas!

So to celebrate my commiserations of the season, here is my Bah Humbug exclusive compilation I gave out to people who came to the 2nd Radio Clash night in 2005 (also called Bah Humbug!) – was that 4 years ago? Wow. I’m uploading this because I met up with Kirk last night and he said he still listens to it every Xmas while wrapping presents, so it definitely gets the Coverley Classic ™.

Also reuploaded the Bah Humbug mix also from 2005, you’ll get a bit of deja vu from this but it’s an expanded version of this compilation – but in lower quality to get the filesize…and it’s mixed!

You can get a zip file of the compilation here – enjoy! Or don’t, grinches!

01. Wayne Butane / Xmas (Excerpt)
02. Sparks / Thank God It’s Not Christmas
03. Bob Rivers / Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
04. The Chipmunks / Xmas with the Devil
05. A plus D / Give Da Jew Girl Toys (Dirty)
06. Princess Superstar / I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime
07. Culturcide / They Aren’t The World
08. Cassetteboy / Up the Chimney
09. Mae West / Put The Loot In The Boot, Santa
10. Culturcide / Santa Claus Was My Lover
11. Vandals / Christmas Time for my Penis
12. Cassetteboy / Happy Cliffmas
13. Vim / When a Child is Bored
14. Little Marcy / Suzy Snowflake
15. Tiny Tim / Santa Claus Has Got the Aids
16. dj BC / Turbo Sleigh Ride
17. The Fall / Jingle Bell Rock
18. Bob Rivers / Wreck the Malls
19. Mr. T Experience / Merry Fucking Christmas
20. Voicedude / Carol Of The Burgers
21. Peter & The Test Tube Babies / I’m Getting Pissed For Christmas
22. Dwarves / Drinking Up Christmas
23. Showcase Showdown / Merry Christmas I Fucked Your Snowman
24. JIROB v Paul McCartney / Pipes of Peace (gentle remix)
25. Adam Sky / Shakin’ and a Bakin’
26. Shitmat / Dis Dancehall Ting Is Better Than That T.V. Ting Tony
27. Rx / Happy RxMas & a Whole Lotta Love
28. TBC Poundsystem / Don’t Lose my Funky Sledge

Thank you everyone! We made history – largest digital first week ever and first and first digital-only Xmas #1! As well as over £60k + the song profits for Shelter and other charities.

And to Simon ‘Irritable’ Cowell Syndrome, FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! ;-D

And who says Killing in the Name Of wasn’t Xmassy haven’t heard the new version we’ve all been buying:

Kringle In The Name Of! Fuck you I want sleighbells me!

Also interestingly Spotify and free streaming services will eventually be included in the chart – shaking up the charts all over again and making these campaigns even more likely in future.

Boston paper Weekly Dig has given props to DJNoNo and Santastic 4!

Muppets? John Denver? Do they KNOW what insanity they are dealing with here? LOL. Be very scared… In fact I came up with another Xmas tune on the 23rd, too late sadly. Next year?

Thanks! Santastic4 is still available to download, unless you’re totally maxed out on Xmess tunes….and the video hasn’t been attacked by angry Mariah Carey fans (yet).

Hope you had, and have, a good one!

Here’s a mashup video for DJNoNo’s ‘Scarey Xmas’ – took me ages with the usual technical problems caused by an oddly converted file and syncing Mariah’s voice to a dnb tempo! Includes bits of Human Traffic, Christmas Evil and Nightmare Before Christmas, as well.

Download the MP4 version.

The latest installment of the excellent Xmas mashup series, Santastic 4 has just been released – and Track 12 is from the incorrigible DJNoNo on it “Scarey Xmas” where Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want from Christmas is You” gets the naughty boys and girls drum and bass treatment via Dillinja and Unknown Error, with some help from Nightmare before Christmas and that terrible slasher movie, Christmas Evil.

Other excellent tracks on there from an international bunch of good children who will be getting their stockings from Santa this year: Go Home Productions, Smash Up Derby, mojochronic, ATOM, FAROFF, dj BC, Cheekyboy, DJ Schmolli, Mr Fab and His Bag O’ Heads, Voicedude, Divide and Kreate, DJ Flack, Ace of Clubs and Solcofn.

So go download it and the wonderful artwork by Yo Yo Yosef here. And then Digg it here.